Friday, October 26, 2007

Day 10: "Meating" the Miller

Today I had the opportunity to meet the Miller. The Miller had waxy hair and was very short in stature. He also appeared to be a very strong man. After conversing with the Miller, I had been informed by the other travelers of the Miller's tricks of his trade. I had been told that the Miller adds pressure to the scale with his finger tips, so that he can greater benefit from the sale of his meat and produce. The information I heard concerning the Miller stunned me at first, but I later concluded the stories were actually true. My morals and the chivalric code greatly disagree with cheating others out of their money. For this reason alone, I am going to avoid the Miller in my future travels. If the Miller's unethical morals don't turn you away from him, surely his giant wart on his nose will disgust you.

Advice for the day: Cheaters never do win.

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